Philosopher in Residence at ...?

A colleague pointed me to this obituary for Gerald Myers, who held what sounds like a delightful post: Philosopher in Residence at the American Dance Festival. Sounds like a sweet gig. This got me thinking about some other creative possibilities I could imagine taking up with joy:

• Philosopher in Residence at the Franciscan Winery
• Philosopher in Residence at the Culinary Institute of America
• Philosopher in Residence at the Paris Review
• Philosopher in Residence at the Biltmore Estate

But if I'm honest with myself, given my class and station in life, it's more likely I'd be appointed:

• Philosopher in Residence at Talladega Superspeedway